Super Bowl XLV: Feds Arrest Super Bowl ‘Porn Pirate’
Added on Feb 05, 2011 by Jack Thurman in
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Everyone’s heard the old adage that ‘no good deed goes unpunished’ and that concept was clearly in play in Phoenix this week. In most parts of the country politically ambitious prosecutors use the media attention surrounding the Super Bowl to bust a few small time bookies or trick some bail jumping degenerates back into the poky with promises of free ducats to the game. In Arizona, however, Attorney General Tom Horne is currying political favor with the high profile–and well timed–arrest of a guy that is allegedly responsible for spicing up the 2009 Super Bowl broadcast in the Tucson area with a few seconds of some red hot XXX video.
Frank Tanori Gonzalez was arrested on charges of fraud and computer tampering. The Super Bowl aired on KVOA TV but only the Comcast customers’ broadcast was spiced up with the smokin’ hot adult clip. Atty. General Horne whined that Comcast suffered “significant economic losses” after the 37 second clip plus the children that were exposed to blah blah blah.
The timing of the clip was certainly appropriate, airing immediately after an Arizona Cardinals touchdown. And what better celebration than to have smokin’ hot petite temptress Tristan Kingsley get acquainted with the amply endowed and Fabio-esque uber-hunk Evan Stone? Kingsley looks shy and timid at first, but it isn’t long before she’s greedily grabbing at Stone’s ‘tight end’ before unzipping his jeans and freeing his massive man meat for her own version of the ‘down and out’. By adult video standards the clip isn’t much to write home about–the production values are clearly not first rate and while there is great chemistry between these performers–who rightfully rank among the most sought after sexual athletes in the adult entertainment industry–the clip is frankly too short to demonstrate Kingsley’s impressive hoovering skills or display just how hot the sex between the two sleaze superstars can be.
If anything, Comcast is at fault here. A well meaning citizen attempts to take an already exciting Super Bowl game to the next level with Stone’s well orchestrated drive to Kingsley’s ‘end zone’ and bluenose cable TV execs cut it short before the ‘play has time to develop’. Comcast didn’t even have the basic decency to inform viewers that the clip was taken from the video “Stuffed Petite” if they wanted to see more–and who wouldn’t? Attorney General Horne sounds like a typical repressed scold with these pitiful comments:
“Today’s arrest of Gonzalez is the result of a joint investigation by the F.B.I and the Tucson Police Department. This alleged act of fraud and computer tampering resulted in viewers to include minors seeing unwarranted material.”
At the time of the incident, Comcast reacted as if viewers had been subjected to a televised execution:
“We are mortified by last evening’s Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming. No apology can measure up to the anger stemming from parents. What was supposed to be a fun family gathering quickly turned into a sex education lesson. For this reason alone someone, if not the entire company, will pay dearly.”
In a country where teenagers suffer from a lack of basic sex education, what could be better for young girls than learning proper technique from a master like Ms. Kingsley? You can make a case that Stone’s gargantuan lizard would create unrealistic expectations in their minds, but aren’t we always telling our youth to ‘dream big’? Our country has serious problems, and political grandstanders like Attorney General Horne are the biggest cause of these problems–not citizens like Gonzalez (who very well might have been singled out due to his Latino ancestry) and certainly not hard working adult entertainment performers like Stone and Kingsley.
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