Ochocinco Cereal Is Pornorrific!

Added on Sep 30, 2010 by Scott in

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Only a Chad Ochocinco charitable endeavor could lead to controversy. In an effort to benefit the Feed the Children charity, Ocho launched his own brand of honey nut cereal for $5 a box. A toll-free number on the back of the box was supposed to connect callers to the Feed the Children network. Unfortunately, the charity gave the wrong number to the cereal supplier. A number that sent callers to an X-rated phone sex line. Oops.

Instead of a 888 prefix, an 800 exchange was included. It was an honest mistake, and one that Chad obviously had nothing to do with. The sullied boxes have been pulled from shelves and there are plans to reissue the cereal with the correct phone number.

Talk about a hilarious story. Methinks someone at Feed the Children was given their walking papers. Of all the wrong numbers to give out, it had to be a sex line. Classic. The only thing worse would’ve been printing a pic of a topless chick on the front of the box. Then they could’ve named it something like, ‘Ocho Orbs,’ ‘Honey Nut Areolas’ or ‘Boob Berry.’ I dunno about you, but a big bowl of Honey Nut Areolas sounds yummy.

Source: NFL.com